And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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