found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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