i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
