Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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