But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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