I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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