if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Jerry, you need to find god
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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