Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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