what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i think i have herpe
just one?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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