Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I understand Curling. That high.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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