I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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