They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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