Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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