its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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