She just used a chaser for red wine.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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