I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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