Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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