yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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