Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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