She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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