i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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