i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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