i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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