I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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