My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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