Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
We need to get me chipped asap
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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