So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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