Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I have post one night stand depression
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