Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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