My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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