I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
sarcasm needs its own font
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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