fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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