i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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