Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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