the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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