doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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