I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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