I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
id be glad to
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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