Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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