So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I did not marry a roomba.
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