Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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