I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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