Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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