You're earring is so big in my mouth
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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