hell yes lets make some ravioli
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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