Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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