When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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