i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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