So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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