There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
