I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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