i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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