I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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